GODDAMMIT 2016 STOP STOP STOP RIGHT TF NOW STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 12/28/2016 at 21:00 • Filed to: 2016 is bad mmmkay

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Now Debbie Reynolds has passed away. Can we all now agree that something sinister is afoot?

pip bip - choose Corrour > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:05

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Thanks Trump!

wafflesnfalafel > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:08

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Bowie found an alternative universe and is inviting folks to join him.

InFierority Complex > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:09

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I can’t imagine how horrible this past week must have been for her. I don’t even know what to say.

wiffleballtony > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:11

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Still three days left.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:11

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This one is that unexpected, as she was old and dealing with a lot of stress.

PatBateman > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/28/2016 at 21:11

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Nah. Obama still holds it down. He owns this one.

PatBateman > wafflesnfalafel 12/28/2016 at 21:11

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We need to guard Harrison Ford so he doesn’t get that invitation.

PatBateman > InFierority Complex 12/28/2016 at 21:12

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She was at her son’s house making funeral arrangements for her daughter. I’d say that she died of a broken heart.

PatBateman > wiffleballtony 12/28/2016 at 21:14

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We need to secure all beloved celebrities in a hospital with around the clock monitoring for the next 72 hours.

PatBateman > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/28/2016 at 21:15

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Yeah, but 24 hours after her daughter died?

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:19

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Shatner received that invite, but he told death he has other plans involving some spunky female yeoman.

Racin'Jason001 > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:20

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The truth lies here.

comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:20

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No, nothing sinister is afoot, celebrities die every year, it’s just that this year, it’s become fashionable to blame everything on this being suuuuch a horrible year. I’d argue that 2014's list of celebrities who died kicks the shit out of 2016's. If you’re legitimately distraught over these deaths, I’d suggest you see a counselor.

Spaceball-Two > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:24

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Maybe they all know something we don’t.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:31

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My friends are betting north korea goes out with a bang on the 31st. If I lose I have to buy a 6 pack, which is better than fallout.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:32

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It was a stroke, so, yes.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:32

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And I put isn’t before, and now it won’t let me edit it.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:33

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Thanks Obama

Chasaboo > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:34

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Okay, who’s next?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 12/28/2016 at 21:34

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Thanks Obama for letting Trump win!

/s

Although I guess if you wanted to get in to it you could find some blame, maybe.

user314 > wafflesnfalafel 12/28/2016 at 21:34

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You mean The Sovereign is forming The Guild of Calamitous Intent?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 12/28/2016 at 21:40

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the thanks obama was a knee jerk reaction. If people could they would blame Obama for the indigestion caused by eating Trump brand steaks that were expired and undercooked in a EZ bake oven. Could be worse though the civil engineers are jokingly enthusiastic about building THE WALL.

petebmwm > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 21:57

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If I were Madonna I’d watch my ass!!

Spridget > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/28/2016 at 22:22

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Sympathy, this guy gets it.

PatBateman > Chasaboo 12/28/2016 at 22:31

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Clint Eastwood.

Wacko > Chasaboo 12/28/2016 at 22:35

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Please be trump, please be trump.

PatBateman > comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 12/28/2016 at 23:11

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Am I distraught? Hell no. Do I like kicking up a good conspiracy theory? HELL YEAH!

ttyymmnn > PatBateman 12/28/2016 at 23:17

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I had a discussion with someone at a rehearsal tonight about just this idea, even before we knew that Reynolds had died. I’m not sure that 2016 is any worse than any other year. But I think something else is at work here. And it’s not sinister. We are currently in a time of great doubt, upheaval, political strife, world tension, etc. At times like these, we retreat to the things that make us comfortable, signs of normalcy in a crazy world. But these things, particularly those people we thought would be around forever, are being taken away from us at a time when we need them most. It makes us all feel that much more helpless when the world is swirling out of our control.

DrJohannVegas > PatBateman 12/29/2016 at 00:39

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Edited for poor taste.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 12/29/2016 at 02:19

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I’m kind of excited for the wall. If I’m ever in a bad need of a job I won’t mind building it lol.

Berang > PatBateman 12/29/2016 at 06:26

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It’s the rapture.

And all of us still here to be tortured by trumpsatan.

Berang > comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 12/29/2016 at 06:27

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2014 was truly a sinister year, worthy of being distraught over.

extraspecialbitter > PatBateman 12/29/2016 at 08:07

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If people want 2016 to ‘stahp’, does that mean they would like to remain in 2016 thus allowing the year to claim more victims?

yitznewton > PatBateman 12/29/2016 at 09:57

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No, it’s a trap; spread them around!

PatBateman > ttyymmnn 12/29/2016 at 11:03

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We’re just hypersensitive to it right now with everything going on. That, or the devil is calling in all his contracts.

PatBateman > DrJohannVegas 12/29/2016 at 11:08

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Now I wanna know what you said.

wafflesnfalafel > user314 12/29/2016 at 20:54

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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. :)

DrScientist > ttyymmnn 01/03/2017 at 17:31

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nah...

we’re just getting old. and we know who more these celebrity deaths were.

i mean...

i was alive (barely) in 1984 when peter lawford died. but i sure as hell didn’t blame it on “the year,” when his name came up on the “in memory” roll during the academy awards.

mostly because i didn’t watch the academy awards when i was a todler, but also because i didn’t know who he was.

DrScientist > comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 01/03/2017 at 17:33

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besides the celebrity deaths, what else are we using as support for 2016 being a horrible year?

hamilton didn’t win the championship, so it couldn’t have been that bad.